Revenge of the Living Ted by Barry Hutchison

Author:Barry Hutchison [Barry Hutchison]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781788950961
Publisher: Stripes Publishing
Published: 2019-07-17T16:00:00+00:00

Grizz sighed again. “Those are less promising. But enough. Give me a progress report.”

“Ursine Kodiak has been restrained as requested, sah!” the soldier-bear replied.

“And those little meatbag kids…?”

“Um, we’re still searching, sah! Cuddlyplump and Mr Fluffton are making their way to the basement. We think the children are—”

“You think?” Grizz’s voice barked, making the speakers rattle and buzz. On-screen, the eye blazed furiously. “I don’t want think, I want them found.”

“Sah, yes, sah!” the soldier-bear said, stiffening and saluting again. He crisply about-turned.

“Wait,” said Grizz.

The soldier-bear about-turned again so he was facing the screen.

“On second thoughts, don’t bother. They’ll come to us soon enough. Everyone get ready.”

“Uh, ready for what, sah?”

“Ready to get in those tanks and planes, of course.” Grizz’s voice became an excited rumble.

“We’re going to take over the world!”

“Sah, yes, sah!”

The soldier-bear about-turned.

“Hang on. I wasn’t finished.”

The soldier-bear about-turned again. If this kept up, he was going to get dizzy.

“The big meatbag. The grown-up. What did you call him again?”

“Ursine Kodiak, sah!”

“Have him brought here.”

A robotic arm reached into a container fixed to the side of one of the machines and pulled out a tiny microchip no bigger than a postage stamp.

“I’ve just had a truly diabolical idea!”

“Very good, sah!” replied the bear. Then, with a curtsy, he rose on to the tips of his furry feet, raised his hands gracefully above his head and danced his way to the exit.

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